I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
NoShamevember. You game?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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