Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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