yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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