I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
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btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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