i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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