So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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