my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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