it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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