Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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