my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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