I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
