Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
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Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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