Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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