I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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