she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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