just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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