what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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