we have officially lost it.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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