Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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