Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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