i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
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