He is such a slut. More and more my type.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You made out with two different species that night
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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