Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I need a beard to bite.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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