So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
