First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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