Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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