We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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