i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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