i'm signing you up for texting rehab
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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