Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Randomize
