he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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