Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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