I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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