Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
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You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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