AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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