Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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