I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
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Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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