Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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