Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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