You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
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You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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