is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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