I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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