I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I lost the right to judge tonight
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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