how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Is that strawberry winking at me??
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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