just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
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I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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