let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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