Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
