Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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