If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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