I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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