well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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