Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
My penis needs a shock collar
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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